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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7025 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!