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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2131 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!