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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9492 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!