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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 881 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!