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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6270 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!