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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3078 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!