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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4639 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7942 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!