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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5070 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!