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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1408 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!