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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4088 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 103605 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 793 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!