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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1134 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Votes: | 7345 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!