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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6921 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 394494 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 425 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!