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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1602 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8647 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!