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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9062 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 169 |
Farms Harvested: | 481 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 631 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7024 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!