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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3516 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!