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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 199 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!