🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1554 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7160 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!