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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 579 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!