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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2661 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!