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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3513 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 4810 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!