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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2233 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5735 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!