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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5575 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!