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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2612 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Votes: | 5392 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!