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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1478 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!