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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2856 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!