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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3186 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Magic Items Found: | 8686 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Votes: | 3451 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!