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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5930 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 2409 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!