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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6433 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2234 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!