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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1702 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!