yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Runes Activated: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Star Shards Collected: 252 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
Dragon Scales Harvested: 205 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

    WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

    and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7254 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Buildings Constructed: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 274
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5860

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Villages Defended: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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