🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where even your date might casually mention their Onlyfans account while building a house out of diamond blocks. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got scandalous secrets to uncover? 😜🔥💎 #MinecraftMadness #OnlyfansOasis

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 167
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 7100 Farms Harvested: 425
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Animals Bred: 135
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3442
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Emeralds Found: 9874
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Zombie Dances: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7886 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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