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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4611 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?