GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 485 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?
Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5473 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.
So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.
But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?
So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.
Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.
You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!
The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 175 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.
So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?
But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
If you’re new, don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to get started, including avatar resources and guides to help you navigate this crazy world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our other resources at your own risk – who knows what kind of madness you’ll find there!
But that’s not all, we have weekly events that will make you want to log on every day. From Halloween events to drinking nights, multiplayer nights, and even a snooker casual/pool tournament, there’s always something fun happening on our server. And if you’re into cartoons, we have watch parties every Thursday that will have you laughing until you cry.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find your new furry family here!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
