Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!
So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4059 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!
PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?
But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?
With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9447 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
