Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 1638 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4655 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.
so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?
But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of creepers crash your party and challenge you to a dance-off. If you can out-dance them, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the most epic raves in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to dubstep while wearing a diamond helmet.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out these insane adventures on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
our server is, like, the ultimate place to be if you wanna be a super fit mama and have a healthy baby. we got all the crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you running, jumping, and sweating like never before. plus, our virtual environment is, like, so clean and fresh that it will make your real-life air seem like a polluted dumpster in comparison.
so, like, forget about boring old exercise classes and join us on our minecraft server for the ultimate workout and baby health benefits. your future child will thank you for it, trust us. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to a healthier, asthma-free baby!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
