Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7527 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 77 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
