Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SochiSafetyCraft Server

    SochiSafetyCraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCrimeaOil

    CraftyCrimeaOil
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots in occupied crimea for you to explore! the ukraine is striking left and right, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think).

    build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.

    join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

    Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky
    Yo, have you ever wondered about the mysterious world of shopping carts? Like, where do they even come from? Are they born or made? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the shopping cart conspiracy!

    We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!

    Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LupusCraft Autoimmune Fun

    LupusCraft Autoimmune Fun
    u know wat else is developed? dis epic minecraft server dat will cure ur boredom like a gene therapy for ur soul! join now and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs with ur superpowers!

    we got dragons dat u can ride into battle and unicorns dat poop out diamonds! not to mention, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from griefers and hackers like a shield of awesomeness!

    so come on down to dis epic minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! who needs gene therapy when u got us?!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 113659 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mining & Crafting Adventures in Oribridge! No squares or curls in sight! 1.19.2 and fabric approved!

    Mining & Crafting Adventures in Oribridge! No squares or curls in sight! 1.19.2 and fabric approved!

    Oribridge Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Oribridge
    Owner Obfuscadia Studios
    Features
    • Small modpack with good optimization
    • Community-built spawn
    • Origins mod and Origin: Classes
    • Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight
    • Musica for music
    • YUNG’s structures
    • Proximity Chat

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is Oribridge Minecraft server?

    Oribridge is a revamped server previously shut down around 2 and a half years ago. It is now managed by Obfuscadia Studios, aiming to provide a relaxed and friendly environment for players to enjoy.

    2. What can I expect in the server?

    Players can expect a small modpack with good optimization, various Origins to choose from, Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight mods, Musica for music, YUNG’s structures, and more. Discord integration is also available for communication with other players.

    3. Is the server roleplay-friendly?

    Yes, the server is roleplay encouraged, and players are welcome to engage in roleplaying activities.

    4. Is there a welcoming community in Oribridge server?

    Yes, the server aims to create a welcoming and inclusive environment for all players, including those who are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community.

    5. How can I join Oribridge server?

    You can join the Oribridge server Discord using the following link: Oribridge Discord.

    6. Is there any content related to the server available on YouTube?

    Yes, you can check out Oribridge server-related content on YouTube by visiting this link: Oribridge YouTube.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Amelia Watson’s Minecraft Server

    Amelia Watson’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where we worship the one and only, Amelia Watson! Join us as we build shrines in her honor, battle creepers with her signature detective skills, and embark on quests to find the legendary Watson sword (rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties, where we groove to Watson’s favorite tunes and show off our best moves. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden clues scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock the secret to Amelia’s ultimate power.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of Watson love. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon sporting a deerstalker hat and pipe in honor of our favorite detective!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

    Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown
    Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Magic Items Found: 2770
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MommaDontNeedMyDigits

    MommaDontNeedMyDigits
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never worry about being kicked out again (unless you break the server rules, of course).

    Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without fear of being tracked down by crazy parents. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make friends who will never threaten to take you to court (we hope).

    Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a birth certificate when you can have a diamond sword? Let’s mine away the stress together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

    WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

    and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ores Mined: 5477
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mines Excavated: 3002
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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