Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2763 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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