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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Animals Bred: 178 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Ores Mined: 9332 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

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