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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8031 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8341 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!