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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5500 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!