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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2565 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3646 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
