Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted gifts from your girlfriend and her mom! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual treasures and no pressure to wear dress shoes or jewelry (unless you want to, of course).

Imagine a world where running shoes are optional and having only 4 pairs of shoes is considered normal. On our server, you can be yourself without the fear of being shamed for your minimalist shoe collection. And don’t worry, no one will drop off new sandals at your virtual doorstep without your consent.

So come on over and escape the gift-giving drama in the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be receiving is endless fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Animals Bred: 36
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Potions Brewed: 199 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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