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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 1974 Epic Battles Fought: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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