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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Meteorites Collected: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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