Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Towns Built: 9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Dimension Hops: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • WAAA Minecraft Server

    WAAA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaging in a heated battle. But wait, it’s not just any battle – it’s a hilarious slapstick comedy routine gone wrong! Witness players like Soijak and Giga getting into all sorts of wacky shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    And that’s not all! Our server is full of surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that shoot laser beams to secret underground dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

    ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

    We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

    Coworker Clash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop

    StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

    Just like the bride who didn’t invite her stepmom to go wedding dress shopping, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions. Will you include your stepmom in your Minecraft adventures, or keep her on the sidelines like a distant relative?

    With crazy family dynamics and unexpected confrontations, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and join the fun – just remember, family drama is always included at no extra charge!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2317 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Crops Grown: 9326 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InevitableCraft

    InevitableCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3497 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyDefenseUS

    CraftyDefenseUS
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ores Mined: 9242
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Zombie Dances: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 285669

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9204 Emeralds Found: 8363
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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