Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Star Shards Collected: 61 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Meteorites Collected: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Crops Grown: 7899

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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