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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Dimension Hops: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Void Armor Forged: 30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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