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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Zombie Dances: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Holy Grails Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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