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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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